It’s not too often when I find hot enough European celebs to include on this blog, but today is an exception. Well it’s not really a celebrity event, it’s more made up. But what you see above is nothing but utter, nude European celebrity skin. With horny English celebrity girls like this, how come we don’t see more celebrity scandal tapes coming from that way? Maybe it’s that they think we don’t care, but let’s be honest. I could look at these celebrity breasts, legs and booty all fucking day, especially if they’re as hot as Rosie Jones is here!
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It’s not as if we really think of Kendra Wilkinson as Heffner’s girlfriend, but more of a high priced escort servicing rich, old celebrity clientele. But the story of an overpriced hooker dropping a client isn’t nearly as interesting as one of Hugh Heffner’s ‘girlfriends’ dumping him for an NFL player! Yep, she’s apparently dropped the Playboy magnate for Hank Baskett of the Philly Eagles. If you think this is some muffed up celebrity scandal stuff, Heff is also apparently getting cheated on by girlfriend Holly Madison with Criss Angel. Ouch!
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Mila Kunis was shot while on the set of her latest gig, Extract. I’m told Extract is a comedy about a flower extract plant owner but all I’m looking forward to seeing is two very big celebrity tits. While we’re Extracting some satisfaction from all the skin 25 year old Mila is showing, we’ll be getting some more when her new action film Max Payne is released. Why? Because in the film, this sexy celebrity’s name is Mona Sax, and anything that sounds like "Moaning" and "Sex" has to be AWESOME! Here’s to many more Hollywood candids yet to come!
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Mila Kunis was shot while on the set of her latest gig, Extract. I’m told Extract is a comedy about a flower extract plant owner but all I’m looking forward to seeing is two very big celebrity tits. While we’re Extracting some satisfaction from all the skin 25 year old Mila is showing, we’ll be getting some more when her new action film Max Payne is released. Why? Because in the film, this sexy celebrity’s name is Mona Sax, and anything that sounds like "Moaning" and "Sex" has to be AWESOME! Here’s to many more Hollywood candids yet to come!
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Paulina Rubio is one hot MILF. The Mexican-born "golden girl" recently performed in Los Angeles dressed in what seemed to be the environmentally-friendly version of my grandma’s graduation dress. Just shorter. Much shorter!
With her dress being so skimpy, an upskirt shot was simply unavoidable. Sadly, she was wearing panties. Luckily, they were these sexy-ass golden hot pants that will give you an instant boner! And if the hot pants don’t, Paulina Rubio’s cameltoe definitely will! Do I have to tell you that it did the trick for me?
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Apparently there was a severe accident that emergency vehicles were en-route to during rush hour traffic. Naturally the first responders took the emergency lane as it was bumper to bumper traffic. This is where The Bitch shines. Supposedly, Kim Kardashian had enough of the traffic and moved into the emergency lane to gain some progress only to stop for a few minutes, holding up the emergency cars. A bystander tapped on her window for a bit and when she finally rolled it down he saw it was lil Kimmy K and she was going apeshit he tapped her window. What the hell is wrong with celebrities that they think they’re better than everyone else? She finally accepted that she should move her big ass Escalade over so the emergency vehicles could get past but was STILL PO’D about the guy tapping on her window! Kim Kardashian, if you’re out there; You may be a beautiful celeb with a nice thick butt, but your big, bitchy ego is deplorable. Stick to being slutty and parading the only things that people care about, your naked body.
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What’s with celebrities and Katsuya? For the second time in one week Shauna Sand was seen getting out of her car at the start studded Hollywood hotspot. Hasn’t anyone notified Shauna that Katsuya is for young, hot celebrities who aren’t old enough to be Betty Ford’s older sister? I mean, I like to see long legs and celeb panty snaps as much as the next guy, I’d just prefer they were on someone the league of, say Eva Longoria, not Mother Nature. Either way I suppose a panty shot is a twat shot, right? Enjoy the moment Shauna, enjoy.
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Jessica Biel finally decided to show her boobs. She picked a nice brown tank top, stuffed herself and her perky little tits in it, and went out to dinner with her boyfriend.
Unfortunately she forgot to take off her football shoulderpads (or should I say tit-pads?), and the final result was rather on the awkward side. Please educate me here… are those plastic-looking things (I’m not talking about her tits) supposed to be a bra? They look more like some sort of orthopedic accoutrement… may be Jessica Biel has crooked tits and is trying to get them straightened out!
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I know that a lot of my readers are not big fans of Brooke Hogan. But I am also well aware that us guys love blondes with big tits. Mostly big celebrity tits. So, why not give the female offspring of the Hogan clan a little love? Actually, I have a few inches of love to give her!
This chick may look like she can body-slam you, sit on your face and force you to do her will, and that’s a little scary. But hell, my girlfriend does the same to me, and she’s neither famous nor busty nor rich! What the hell! Brooke Hogan can certainly impose her will and her boobs on me, I’m game!
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Jennifer Aniston gives us something to be happy about. While visiting the Toronto International Film Festival for the opening of her movie "Management", the star of Friends showed a lot more than she intended to. For starters, "Rachel Green" gave us some simply perfect celebrity upskirt shots and to top it off, her dress happened to be transparent in just the right spots, showing some nipple to the lucky bystanders.
By the way, if you’ve ever wondered how Jennifer Aniston wears her pussy hair, the answer is in these photos. Trimmed!
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