When wearing the little black dress, thou shalt not wear little black tights too. Mariah Carey forgot about this and it still amazes me that with all of her cash she doesn’t hire an image consultant. Her big breasts looked like they were going to slip out of that dress at any moment, which is fine by me as we’d have some better celebrity tit videos for you. Alas, we’re saving the real skin for the VIP area of Celeb Taboo.
OK, not really. But you’d think Sophie Monk was advertising to the world her availability by the show she put on for the paparazzi the other day. Normally our girl Sophie has some long, tasty legs for us to nibble on. Today, they seemed kind of, normal. Even in these scandalously short shorts that showed off her cute celebrity feet at least. Don’t worry, it get’s better from here, see her naked at Celeb Taboo of course.
While I’ll admit that normally when I get my hands on some celebrity Beyonce Knowles in bikini snaps they’re much more on the sexy side, but here are pics showing some nice Beyonce skin nevertheless. And who can go on living life knowing they had a chance to see Beyonce’s almost naked tits and failed to seize the moment. Not I. It’s nice to see all the bodyguards, guarding Beyonce’s scandalous, voluptuous body so tightly.
As if the Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumor’s weren’t enough, the sexy celebrity couple was recently spotted shopping for ice at Neimen Marcus and the word from the shadows says they’re looking to get hitched quicklike. Don’t worry, Dallas fans, their plans are apparently long after the Super Bowl. Don’t get excited, it’s not like you’ll make it that far. Kind of like any other man in the world getting into Jessica’s celeb panties. But you certainly can see what’s underneath them at Celeb Taboo….
Hank Baskett and his Philly Eagles were busy getting their asses kicked by the Bears, his newly acquired Playboy Bunny girlfriend was greeting her fans by flashing them her big implanted breasts. Now, I realize this was done in the Dominican Republic so she thought they’ve never seen big tits on a skinny porn model, but once you’ve posed nude for the world, is a little tit flash even worth it anymore?
There’s not much to say about Elsa Pataky and the pics of her nude on a beach other than, THANKS! Spanish born Elsa was photographed by some European tabloid and for once we thank them for their work. Usually their work is pretty much scheisse. Elsa is sporting some short shorts with an arched back that really showss off her latina ass and those tits just don’t stop.
So LiLo and SaRo took a flight down to Mexico the other day and our photograpers couldn’t believe their eyes. Not only was Lindsay in a tiny bikini but so was her man, err girlfriend Samantha! The most shocking part about this isn’t that Sam was in a bikini, but it was that she looked fucking hot too! I thought after seeing these two sexy lesbian celebrities virtually naked I’d have a softy, but Lo and behold my dick is as hard as a rock imagining these two young Hollywood girls going down on each other like it was going out of style!
We just got a hold of some shots of Hollywood super celeb Jennifer Aniston flashing some serious labia. Is she serious? With all of us vulturelike paparazzi around how can you overlook your velvet curtains flapping in the breeze? If she wasn’t the pretty celebrity powerhouse we know she is, I’d say she was trying to boost her career. But then again, we’re not talking about Ashley Dupree.. There, I said it. Enjoy this risque pussy slip pic of Jenny on vacation in Cabo because you can bet your ass she’ll be checking her "flaps" before landing next time if you know what I mean.
Struggling diva Britney Spears was spotted leaving the set of her upcoming video Womanizer wearing a tight bobbed wig. She probably figured she had the wig and make up on anyhow, why not give the paps something to think about. Albeit not quite as dramatic as her famous celebrity meltdown when she shaved her head Sindead O’Connor stylie, but still. A source tells us that Britney is straddling dudes and sucking cherries eroticly in this but didn’t appear to particularly get horny in shooting the scene. She was surprisingly professional, if you can believe that.
Struggling diva Britney Spears was spotted leaving the set of her upcoming video Womanizer wearing a tight bobbed wig. She probably figured she had the wig and make up on anyhow, why not give the paps something to think about. Albeit not quite as dramatic as her famous celebrity meltdown when she shaved her head Sindead O’Connor stylie, but still. A source tells us that Britney is straddling dudes and sucking cherries eroticly in this but didn’t appear to particularly get horny in shooting the scene. She was surprisingly professional, if you can believe that.
